I've tried my best to make it go away, but despite my best efforts it seems that there is no stopping Christmas. Since fighting it proves futile, we have decided instead to fully embrace this holiday. Therefore, we are throwing an impromptu holiday party this Friday night and hope that you will join us!
The details are as follows:
Friday the 19th
Six o'clock ish
Bring a gift or ornament with a value of around $5 (one for each member of your family) so we can have a "Yankee Swap". This is a game where each person opens a gift and admires it for a minute or so before it is possibly taken away from them and replaced with a gift that they may or may not like as well, much to the amusement of all involved.
And because I am too lazy to send out Christmas cards you know that there is no way I could possibly get out invitations, so instead I am being a lazy bum and posting this invitation on my blog. This in no way reflects on the party itself, where there will be yummy treats and a good time will be had by all.