Children: LOOK! Is that snow? It is! It's snowing!
Me: Anyone who says "snow" will be punished!
Children: Look! Frozen water!
Me: Let me be more clear, prohibited words are "snow, frozen, freeze, and cold"
Children: Oh look, fluffy white stuff falling from the sky!
Me: "falling from the sky" is officially added to the list!
Children: Look! White stuff! All over the ground!
Me: I give up. We SO need to head south!