CHOCOLATE CAKE NEEDED

OMG. I need chocolate cake. I seriously considered going door to door, but I think the odds are better of going to the grocery. But there are SO MANY things I need at the grocery that are not chocolate cake. I don't want to shop tonight, and I don't want to go twice (or even once for that matter, but perhaps I would make an exception for chocolate cake!)

Maybe someone has some chocolate cookies. Cookies? Anyone? Cake? Delivery?