DENIAL

Children: LOOK! Is that snow? It is! It's snowing!

Me: Anyone who says "snow" will be punished!

Children: Look! Frozen water!

Me: Let me be more clear, prohibited words are "snow, frozen, freeze, and cold"

Children: Oh look, fluffy white stuff falling from the sky!

Me: "falling from the sky" is officially added to the list!

Children: Look! White stuff! All over the ground!

Me: I give up. We SO need to head south!




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